WOMBAT

Acronym for Women Over Mates, Beer and Television.

A WOMBAT is a male who spends excessive time with a girlfriend, female friends, or trying to score sex. A WOMBAT is always heterosexual.

See cuntbutler and WOM too.

Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.

Man, you're such a fucking WOMBAT! Come out for once!

by bucket004 May 26, 2009

wombat

a filthy disgusting creature native to australia, comonly found in burrows

wombat is a filthy twat

by me January 19, 2004

wombat

a liar, asshole, cunt...basically wombat can be used as a replacement for any derogatory term in the english language.

"you fucked my sister, stole my drugs, and wrecked my car...you're a fucking wombat!"

by JiMbOmUrPhY April 10, 2006

wombat

Women Over Men, Beer And TV

Holy shit, Joe is such a wombat, he went to a drinking venue so he could drink cosmopolitans with his bitch...what a fag

by mega awesomeness guy October 29, 2008

Larry The Wombat

A Homosexual Wombat that stalks the streets of New York City with nothing but a pair of shoes and a fanny pack full of Glow-Sticks and Cigarettes.

If you run into Larry the Wombat out there give him some of this Candy.

by ChickenHacker July 6, 2016

Combat Wombat

In the Emu war in Australia, the combat wombats fought alongside the Australians

good thing the combat wombats stepped in this war

by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022

stacking the wombat

Still continuing to eat despite needing to take a poo

"man i'm stacking the wombat"
"i really need to take a shit, but this food is sooo tasty"

by Shannon Doyle April 20, 2008