by crap magnet May 25, 2003
Religion- and gender-neutral synonym for J.A.P.. Stands for "Whiny Obnoxious Bitchy American Teenager".
by DavidS_59 July 18, 2005
A person of extreme psychotic tendancies, and an exceptionally dry sense of humour. Often highly clever, and funny although they don't mean to be. May well be a maths teacher or college student. Or both.
by Jack May 25, 2003
A lunch lady who is small in stature and sulks around hunched over similar to a wombat. A female cafeteria employee who ressembles a wombat. A high school food server with puffy hair, T-Rex arms, with a loathesome demenor.
by OHmanTHISisaJAM October 9, 2005
The lamest damn animal of all time. Some praise it as a god while others like myself realize what a piece of shit it is. Its like a fat moving turd of hobo fur.
by That one guy behind you October 26, 2012
This is a sexual move. You get a chick, and say "I'm gonna give you a wombat." You get fully naked, get a boner, stand on your head, AND DICK THEIR EAR. (Stick your dick in their ear.
Could also be used joking around like poking someone in the ear with astick would also be a wombat.
Could also be used joking around like poking someone in the ear with astick would also be a wombat.
by pat February 6, 2004
This amature rockstar named Brennan, nicknamed Barbie, derived from his long blond hair.
Known for his spontanious dry humor wittiness, having over 40 nicknames, knowing strange things about anything and everything, and being able to make almost anything, anything at all, into a sexual innuendo.
Known for psychotic tendancies, random hysterical actions, never backing down to a dare, knowing any song that anyone is listening to after a second of listening, and being on the radio at any given opportunity.
Writer of highly emotional aggressive or passionate songs and poetry.
Also, the guy your parents warned you about. Head HADJII, and Archdruid Bent Twig.
Known for his spontanious dry humor wittiness, having over 40 nicknames, knowing strange things about anything and everything, and being able to make almost anything, anything at all, into a sexual innuendo.
Known for psychotic tendancies, random hysterical actions, never backing down to a dare, knowing any song that anyone is listening to after a second of listening, and being on the radio at any given opportunity.
Writer of highly emotional aggressive or passionate songs and poetry.
Also, the guy your parents warned you about. Head HADJII, and Archdruid Bent Twig.
"Dude, Barbie is the most random wombat I have ever met, he should get his own fucking show! Dude can take anything and fuck that shit up!!"
by Snapmare March 23, 2007