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Woman Powers

A force so strong it could knock any man over! These powers may include but are not excluding: super hotness, super smartness, exceptional athletic ability, exceptional talent in the arts, wonderful music skills, the ability to solve a rubiks cube in less than three minutes, the swiftness of a cat, a memory like an elephant... sometimes these powers are used for evil.
Woman Powers by Lunaris September 15, 2004
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powerful woman 

A woman who has the power to masturbate, if done often the more powerful they become.
"Has Emma told you how much she masturbates?"
"Yeah! She is such a powerful woman!"
powerful woman by klbrnn March 6, 2025

Powerful Woman 

A woman with enough power to masturbate
Boy: Did Emma tell you how much she masturbates
Girl: YES! She is such a powerful woman!
Powerful Woman by klbrnn April 11, 2025

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman 

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.
"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."