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Willy's Cherry 

when a female takes revenge out on her male partner by having anal sex with a different male having him cum in her ass then she shits it out in a container and saves it until she starts her period again, then deposits it in her vagina before she lets her boyfriend eat her out
Keri got mad at her boyfriend Bob so she had sex with Dick and let him cum in her ass then she shit it out into a cup and saved it for the next time she started her period then put the stored doodoo brown colored fermented cum in her vagina secretly, then let Bob eat her out. When Bob successfully finished eating out Keri to the point of orgasm she asked How did that taste to pop Willy's Cherry? Revenge is fucking sweet!
Willy's Cherry by Eillek Buubz August 30, 2013
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One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch 

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)
Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

Willy's Wonka 

Willy's magical penis, which tastes like every single piece of candy he has ever made. The flavor is endless.Start by sticking a marshmellow on his tinky, light a candle and make some smores.
While i was hooking up with this guy at a party last night, I could have swore he had Willy's Wonka. It tasted just like nerds.
Willy's Wonka by Doglover69 May 15, 2009

Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening 

While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.
After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.
Another weird saying for rain boots.
"We must use our welly's outside of its raining!"
Welly's by AyyyyyyyyyBOYYYyYYYYYyY December 29, 2019

Willy's Wonka 

A man takes a shit in his hands, then proceeds to spread the shit on his cock and balls. (making it look like a chocolate treat)while an unsuspecting female waits patiently for Willy's "chocolate" Wonka.
Dad's making Willy's Wonka again tonight.
Willy's Wonka by blaint73 June 26, 2007

Big willy's Philly smack 

The shocking smack that Will Smith (from philadelphia, pennsylvania) gave Chris Rcck at the Oscar's awards. The smack that you can use only when when someone is on stage presenting an award or anything involving a stage while disrespecting a person accompanying a person in the audience

Definition by: Samuel Prewitt Dayton, Ohio
I gave the comedian a big willy's philly smack after he flirted with my girlfriend on stage