Wobby Gurgle 

The describes the action of gurgling another man's semen. This tradition has been passed down by the ancient Aztecs. It is said to make the gurgler get a huge throbbing bona and the gurgly (the man who arrives/cums) a soft shrivelled shrimp.

The use of Wobby Gurgle described by Aztecs
Gurgly: I have arrived!!
Gurgler: uugh my balls are throbbing and my veins are popping
Gurgly: well my balls are shrivelled
*Gurgler rapidly cums and shits*
Gurgly: that was gurgalicous

Wobby Gurgle by The Holy Protector Of Butt May 17, 2021

Wobby Gurgle 

An source of magic and truth, defining the futher knowledge for our existance. The substance of something which is beyond imagination. Some say its glowing light blinds them, as it would destroy a humans naked eyes, and delete them of there existance, leaving only the trace of a corpse, with life extinguished from it as it lays flat, motionless on the ground. Wobby Gurlge is a big boy. It's existance has some relation to the japanese moon viewing festival. Occasionally he will be caught being silly and playing with my homemade quiche like jason, he is a brute

My balls are large, like wobby gurgle

Wobby Gurgle by David Shannon May 17, 2021