Wizard

This word is an umbrella term for both urine and faeces for use in semi-polite (metnally ill) company.

1. "to do a wizard"
2. "to have a wizard"

"oh man, i've gotta go for a wizard"

"that last wizard came out all pointy"

"hey dan, how do you fancy doing a wizard on me tonight?"

by Candiclaus February 2, 2009

Wizard

Another word for awesome, cool, alright, superific, fantabulous, totally frickin' amazing or any other positive word you can think of :)

'Hey dude, d'ya like beans?'
'Yeah i like beans'
'Wizard'

by helloilikebeansdoyoulikebeans September 28, 2011

wizarding

A drinking game played with half-liter cans of beer. You finish cans as fast as possible and stack them on top of each other: when your stack reaches your own height, you become the "wizard" and are allowed to hit the other players with your brand new wizard staff. Any cans you empty after that go towards further fortifying your mighty rod of magical power.

A: Hey man, what happened to your face?
B: Oh, me and the guys went wizarding last night.

by 5CH5 April 22, 2012

wizard

An exclamation of joy, similar to "cool" or "great." Origens are unknown, but it is featured heavily in the book, "Lord of the Flies."

"We can use Piggy's specs to make a fire!"
"Wizard!"

by Jonathan Nardolilli June 5, 2006

wizardings

someone who is god-like or above the average person

@wizardings is literally god

by puttergunk January 9, 2021

Wizard

A phenomena caused by friction; occuring when an eldery gentleman's grey 'beard' rubs against the inside of his polyester trousers, resulting in an electric shock being administered to anyone touching his 'wand'.

Gladys' eyes shot open in shock as she felt the sparks from Albert's semi-flaccid cock shoot across her toothless gums.
"Wizard!" she thought.

by Dirty Animals January 16, 2009

Wizard

Another way of saying something is good or cool.

That shirt is wizard

by A Million Lights June 22, 2013