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Albert Einstein's brother 

a person who has accomplished virtually nothing in comparison to another person close to them, such as a sibling or a friend
Albert Einstein's mom: (on the phone) Oh hello, Albert! . . . The Theory of Relativity! Oh my! . . . You explained the photoelectric effect? . . . Nominated for a Nobel Prize for Physics! . . . Thats wonderful Albert! Absolutely wonderful! . . . Alright, love you too Albert! Goodbye!" (hangs up)
Albert Einstein's brother: (racing down the stairs) Mother! I just received my report card, I got A's in all of my classes!"
Albert Einstein's mother: But did you solve some the greatest questions in physics?
Albert Einstein's brother: I-I got all A's, mom.
Albert Einstein's mother: (sobs) . . . WHY CAN'T YOU BE HIM! (runs away crying)
Albert Einstein's brother: . . . damn f***ing smart piece of sh**. Where's the blowdryer? I'm going to go take a bath.

Albert Einstein's brother 

CHICK: Yuck! Look at that guy. Albert Einstein's brother, eh?

FOX: Albert Einstein's brother?

CHICK: Yeah, Albert Einstein's brother -- FRANK.

FOX: Oh, yeah, I get it. Yes, that is true!

Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation

In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer
Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100

Albert Arkwright’s Shop 

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.
Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.

Albert Speer 

An architect who likes screwing up designs for buildings.
Dolfy: Speer! What have you done to my Department of Planning?
Albert Speer: Your building plan was a total failure. You totally miscalculated the kerning for the letters.
Dolfy: Don't blame me for this bungled mess.
Jodl: But my Failure, I'm to blame. I objected to your Department of Planning.
Dolfy: Oh, for bald God's sake, you totally ruined this building and my Department of Planning. One day, I will have an Objection Prison built and you will be jailed in it.
Albert Speer by The Real Driller December 13, 2022

Zebular Albert South 

Hang out outside of Japanese themed bars in the north east.
Often asks for weed
In desperate need of a banjo player
Hey I met Zebular Albert South the other day. He asked if I had any weed.