Witches kiss 

The cold wet sensation when your penis accidentally touches the porcelain of a toilet bowl.

Jerry made the mistake of leaning over to tie his shoelace whilst on the throne and felt the intimate touch of a witches kiss.

Witches kiss by Robiw April 7, 2007

The witches kiss 

When you sit on the toilet, and your Dick touches the inside of the toilet seat.

I sat down for my morning shit and got the witches kiss. Now it burns like hell when I pee

The witches kiss by Kevinasneezaday January 10, 2021

The Witches Kiss 

During intercourse, a well endowed circumcised male will bend over and push his erect penis out towards his ass. Then a woman with a larger sized nose will proceed to stick her nose up his ass while performing felatio.

He was surprised when his Hungarian receptionist gave him the witches kiss.

The Witches Kiss by Barry Bod December 29, 2020

Witches French Kiss 

When ones penis tip is dipped in toilet water when one first sits down to poop. Generally caused by having a large penis even when flaccid.

Yesterday I went to BM on a public toilet that had a high water problem caused by a poo related plug; needless to say I was greeted with a cold, wet, witches French kiss. witches kiss witchs kiss

Witches French Kiss by Poot_er May 15, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008