Witches kiss 

The cold wet sensation when your penis accidentally touches the porcelain of a toilet bowl.

Jerry made the mistake of leaning over to tie his shoelace whilst on the throne and felt the intimate touch of a witches kiss.

Witches kiss by Robiw April 7, 2007

The witches kiss 

When you sit on the toilet, and your Dick touches the inside of the toilet seat.

I sat down for my morning shit and got the witches kiss. Now it burns like hell when I pee

The witches kiss by Kevinasneezaday January 10, 2021

The Witches Kiss 

During intercourse, a well endowed circumcised male will bend over and push his erect penis out towards his ass. Then a woman with a larger sized nose will proceed to stick her nose up his ass while performing felatio.

He was surprised when his Hungarian receptionist gave him the witches kiss.

The Witches Kiss by Barry Bod December 29, 2020

Witches French Kiss 

When ones penis tip is dipped in toilet water when one first sits down to poop. Generally caused by having a large penis even when flaccid.

Yesterday I went to BM on a public toilet that had a high water problem caused by a poo related plug; needless to say I was greeted with a cold, wet, witches French kiss. witches kiss witchs kiss

Witches French Kiss by Poot_er May 15, 2016