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Witch finger 

A huge clit that resembles a witch finger.
Her witch finger was bigger than my dick.

My wifes witch finger is so long, I can sword fight her with my dick.
Witch finger by Quiddler August 25, 2018

Witch Finger 

The penis of a really hot girl that comes as the worst surprise at the worst of times.

Or as seen in Clerks II, a girl with a very large clit.
"Yo man, that girl was so hot, but then I went to go down on her and she had a witch finger."

"Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this 'cause you have an unnaturally large clit?

Emma: You just *had* to tell him, didn't ya?

Dante Hicks: It kinda came out one day!

Randal Graves: He says it's so big it's almost like a little cock, which says all kinds of weird things about him that I don't even wanna think about."
Witch Finger by TheBlackAdept November 6, 2012

Witch finger

The sixth, fully functional and independent finger on a human hand (polydactyly). Unlike a simple skin tag, a witch finger has its own bone and joint structure, allowing for enhanced dexterity. The term originates from medieval times when extra digits were feared as marks of witchcraft, but today it is used as a proud, alternative name for a rare biological feature.
Example 1:
— "Look at that guitarist, his chord shapes are insane!"
— "Oh yeah, he was born with a witch fingers, so he can reach notes ordinary musicians can't."
Example 2:
— "Dude, how did you type that essay so fast?"
— "Perks of having a witch finger, man. Ten fingers are for amateurs, I code with twelve."
Witch finger by Bal Flo July 31, 2026

witch’s finger 

When a cougar over 50 is having sex with a man in his 20s and inserts her finger into the anus of the young man.
Man, I was fucking Irene last night and she gave me the witch’s finger!
witch’s finger by DACTF July 16, 2018

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Finger with a hat 

Euphemism for the penis, called such because it resembles a finger wearing a hat to one who has never seen said body part.
He pulls down his pants sensually. And out pops a finger with a hat.
Finger with a hat by meowlnir July 17, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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