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Witch Box

An iPhone or other wireless hand-held device whose powers one might once have attributed to sorcery.
"Can you use your Witch Box to find the name of this band's new album for me? I would do it myself, but I'm worried I might hit the wrong key and upset the tiny homunculus living inside of it."
by joejreed August 25, 2009
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Tool box with matching power douche accessories

A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.

This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.

HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:

Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.
"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."

-Cliffy
by CPT Ron April 30, 2013
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box with no slaw

It is a metaphor for eating out a girl with a perfect pussy.
I hooked up with Kiana last night and I ate a perfect box with no slaw.
by NoSlawOnMyBox March 29, 2017
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pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs

A shorter sentence than "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" which uses every letter in the alphabet, a pangram. First mentioned in Mark Dunn's book Ella Minnow Pea.

There are 32 letters, only 6 are repeated, making this the shortest coherent pangram.
On wikipedia, they have a whole page devoted to pangrams. The only two that actually make any sense are "pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" and "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." Besides these, there are many others that are used my different companies to test fonts.
by eowyn_ut January 10, 2009
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box with attitude

A girl in her teens who is bitchy, has a harsh attitude, is possibly a quebecunt and is very ugly but thinks she is hot. Her main fault being that she has a box shaped body, thus can be refered as a box with atitude.
-Wow, what's her probleme?
-Ignore her, she's just a box with attitude.
by the truth inc July 24, 2008
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box with attitude

A girl in her teens who is bitchy, has a harsh attitude, is possibly a quebecunt and is very ugly but thinks she is hot. Her main fault being that she has a box shaped body, thus can be refered as a box with atitude.
-Wow, what's her probleme?
-Ignore her, she's just a box with attitude.
by the truth inc July 24, 2008
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Box with wheels

Yo nice box with wheels.
by johnny treplynn October 12, 2003
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