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Evidence that a woman is a witch and should be burned forthwith. In early times it meant an unfortunate birth defect on some women that took the form of a third nipple on the chest. Later witch hunters were not so discriminating and pointed to any mark, scar, mole, cyst, or mosquito bite found on any part of the body of the hapless bitch, thereby ensuring arrest, conviction, and subsequent barbecue.
Behold the witch's tit! By Our Lady, thou art a foul and monstrous..uh..hmmmm...! Anybody got a match?
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Get the colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra mug.Wife: what's the temperature like outside, dear?
Husband: why I say it's colder than a witch's tit out here, yessuh
Husband: why I say it's colder than a witch's tit out here, yessuh
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Get the flat as a witch's tit mug.Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.
Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
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