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Winnipeg Check 

The act of carefully scanning any public seating area in Winnipeg for danger.
“Dude, did you hear about Marvin? He was stabbed to death with a spoon by a deranged vagrant.”

“Anytime you go to Portage Place, you’ve got to do a Winnipeg Check.”

Winnipeg Credit Check 

A hockey player swipes the toe of their stick between their opponents butt cheeks and across the butthole, in the fashion of swiping a credit card.
Ohhhh! Weston just gave Grady a Winnipeg Credit Check.