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To urinate. Masculine derivative form of the longer "winkie-tinkie" used by Madeline Kahn's character Trixie Delight in the 1973 Peter Bogdanovich film PAPER MOON.
"I really need to go winkus before I go blind."
winkus by Craig Duckett December 5, 2003
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A baby, toddlers, or small child's penis.
Our 2 year old Jonathan ran into the living room with his hand in his diaper as his 4 year old sister Melody screamed out - "Stop wanking your winkus!!!!!"
winkus by Rumblygrumbly September 21, 2016
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Winkus - (n.) 1. A winking anus; the rapidly fluctuating aperture of an anus in turmoil. 2. Ned Cannon
To hearty cheers from all involved, the winkus erupted, spraying fecal matter against the faux leather seat of the Ford Taurus.
winkus by Horus Perineum, PhD April 11, 2003
a replacement for any swear/bad words
you're a winkus.

WINKUS!
oi winkus
Winkus by addbsyr June 14, 2022
Winkus: noun
'to steal one's winkus'
A term or phrase used to describe the action of performing a riposte on an enemy or boss whilst playing as a critical attack or dagger based build in the videogame, darksouls.
Pontiff Sulyvahn (boss): *goes in for a powerful hit*
Player1:*parrys and goes in for the high damage dagger riposte*
Player2: "take his winkus, now!"
Player1: "Your winkus is mine pontiff!"
Winkus by DaRK_sOulS_FoX March 2, 2019
" Wow, look at that wunkus wunking around!"
Wunkus by Wunkus August 1, 2023

Tittie Winks 

When a girl flashes her breast's and wink's at A guy she is attracted to.
Chad found himself distracted at work yesterday cause Keirsten kept giving him Tittie Winks!
Tittie Winks by SlopNChop October 1, 2016
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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