somebody that annoys you, and winker face should only be used as a substitute when no other word can be thought of at the moment.
dude shutup, we all have the same homework. your being a winker face
by kyle_mitchell September 5, 2008
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1. One who's eye region looks like a posterior
2.One who as gotten their face sat on by a member of their own gender.
1. Kayla looks like an ass winker in this picture
2. Marcel and danny are ass winkers.
by BoboEatsKids August 10, 2003
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A flamboyant male that prays upon males and females that are passed out in order to penetrate their tight little unsuspecting winkers and rearranging their lower intestines.
I don’t know what happened last night. I remember playing quarters with whiskey shots for two hours then it went all black. I woke up this morning and my underwear were stuffed in my mouth and my asshole was greased and sore as hell. I took a shit and it was so compacted it was like trying to pass a table leg out my ass. What the hell happened? Braaaaaahhhh. You got the old Rip Van Winker.

Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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It's a man's stinky little penis. A man tool of non biblical proportions.
Jimmy was sexting pics of his "Funky Winker Bean" to any girl who asked.
by MrMJaye2U February 24, 2019
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The act of spreading your cheeks and pinching your asshole while mooning someone. If done correctly, this looks like a winking brown eye to the observer.
Yeah, a regular mooning just wouldn't do it, so Tubey gave that bitch a brown eyed winker.
by Tubey April 14, 2010
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a retard that says things that doesn't add up

term created by vertical
A: Yo I fucked my cat
B: why did you do it you winker wonker
by verticool October 4, 2019
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