Wingxu 

picky, arrogant, Chinese background

Pretty much everybody in the world is wingxu

Wingxu by Manaf May 13, 2005

wingnut welfare 

Assistance, in the form of a public forum, granted to a washed-up, discredited, or deranged conservative figure. Typically provided by right-wing media outlets, but often provided by mainstream media outlets for the sake of appearing to be "balanced".

- Fox News is a primary supplier of wingnut welfare, giving copious amounts of airtime to the likes of Newt Gingrich, Karl Rove, Rudy Giuliani, and Sarah Palin.

- Charles Krauthammer, Cal Thomas, and Bill O'Reilly wouldn't have their weekly columns in respectable newspapers if not for wingnut welfare.

wingnut welfare by fredmast August 1, 2010

wingbuddy 

An extremely good friend who you feel like you can tell almost anything. They have your back no matter what when it comes to dating (Or even any difficult situation in life). They're your go-to person for dating advise, which is usually received over a longer period of time. (eg: not one night) A wingbuddy pulls strings behind the scenes for you and you can always ask them for help.

Wingbuddies are mutual. Once a wingbuddy always a wingbuddy both ways around.

You can stay up until 5:30 in the morning rambling on about your crush for all they care. They'll probably return the favor.

*sees crush*
You: "Someone! Go get me my wingbuddy!"
Wingbuddy: "Already here bro."

wingbuddy by Cohn Jelly July 29, 2014

peak wingnut 

The theoretical point at which rightwing craziness reaches its upper limit.

"Did you hear what Rush Limbaugh said today? I think we're approaching peak wingnut."

peak wingnut by microdotz September 7, 2009

right wingnut 

Someone in the blogosphere who is identified as being politically on the right. Usually a fucktard.

The right wingnuts at Little Green Footballs are going nuts over Bush's TANG memos.

right wingnut by fugitive September 29, 2004

wingcuck 

A person with radical political views, often members of the alt-right or those with socialist or Sanders-esque leanings, although occasionally more ideological members of major parties. Wingcucks, refuse to be pragmatic and will stick to their guns and attack even the most moderate of people who disagree politically.

Wingcucks are isolationist, being cucked by God-level organizations like the UN, NATO, EU, and by trade agreements: NAFTA, TPP. Wingcucks oppose policies that spur development and are focused on people’s private lives and morals, and on the other hand, overly focused with obscure social justice issues. Wingcucks on the right often use extremist religious and nationalist politics as a reaction to being cucked frequently. On the left, wingcucks cite marxist theory, appeals to emotion that target neoliberalism, and arguments that development is more harmful to poor countries than leaving them to be without help spurring innovation or solving conflicts.

Wingcucks are friends with other wingcucks and circlejerk about obsessive love of their heritage (on the right), or about how woke they are (on the left).

That Bernie Sanders is a real wingcuck. He’s always ranting about giving people free shit and blocking global cooperation

That Donald Trump is a real wingcuck. He plugs his ears with shit and pretends the news are lies and immigrants are the country’s biggest enemies.

Obviously Melania has been cucking Donald, because he used to be politically apathetic, and now he’s a far right wingcuck

wingcuck by Centrist Chad January 14, 2018

Wingus and Dingus 

Two people (usually always together or in a pair) who are considered to be idiotic or stupid. First used in Season 2, Episode 15 of Futurama, The Problem with Popplers.

Leela: "Oh great, Captain Moron has a plan. Why don't you tell it to Wingus and Dingus here!"

Captain Zapp Brannigan: "Wingus, Dingus, listen up! We're going to give the aliens the old switcheroo."

Wingus and Dingus by Uno101245 May 3, 2022