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wimbledon high girl 

Wimbledon high girls aka lesbian virgins, formally hoes on the hill (before kings got girls in their sixth form) are usually found in starbucks getting their soya iced lattes with their eastpaks and rolled up skirts

In order to be cool in this school full of rich, pretentious and sometimes (but v rarely) peng af bitches, one must 1) juul in the year 10 locker room 2) down gin before computer science 3) get with a 40yr old male english teacher 4) wear exclusively urban outfitters or topshop or 5) have a kings/ wimbledon college boyfriend in ones usually penisfree life.
Oh look at those nuns walking down wimbledon high street. Oh wait no they are wimbledon high girls
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wimbledon high girl 

a lesbian who doesn't have any male friends. probably hooks up in the language closet. says she's bi but would never date a man. kings girls are hotter. can spot her at Wagamama's. probably vegan and in love with her best friend. hippie enough to go to a thrift store, but too posh for brixton
I miss her
No you don't, she's a wimbledon high girl

Wimbledon High Girl 

A Wimbledon High Girl is kind and honest - looks out for others and is taught to put friends before fashion. Yes, you may see her at Wagamama's or any High Street eatery, because any Wimbledon High Girl is appreciative of good food and enjoys these luxuries when she can get them. A WHS girl may be seen chatting to or being comforted by a teacher, purely for the reason that everyone is part of a caring community and they know they are lucky to be part of it. Bright, brave and brilliant.
"Oh look, a Wimbledon High Girl"
"Lucky her."

Wimbledon High School girl 

A lesbian who isn't smart enough to get in to Kings and juuls in the bathroom at school. Has never met a male in her life. Outcompeted by Kings girls. However don't be fooled Wimbledon has some famous alumni including Lara Croft and one of the posh totties in St Trinians. A btech LEH. Goes looking for a mate in the Wibbas Down Inn only to leave 3 hours later with a pornstar martini spilled down their top.
Is that a nun walking through Wimbledon? Oh no it's a Wimbledon High School Girl.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026