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Willie Boyd 

Supposedly dating back to the prehistoric ages, Willie Boyd has roamed the streets of Enniskillen. As an eyewitness to every major historical event in human history, Willie Boyd places at number two on the United Nations watchlist. He loves to chat to young boys as a distraction while he identifies which bus they're getting onto and where they live. Willie routinely goes on adventures with his hat, Gary, where they fight crime and serve their own brand of vigilante justice. Often referred to as "the reincarnation of Jesus Christ", young Willie has become a worldwide sensation after videos of him turning his urine into whiskey leaked online. His plans for the coming year are to eat the world's biggest pancake, to climb the Taj Mahal and to build a nuke out of his semen. Willie enjoys spending his downtime relaxing with his 14 wives and eating raw chicken.
Willie Boyd touched me yesterday, outside the bus depot
Willie Boyd by 47°C April 7, 2017

willie bow 

A devastating elbow that is quick in succession, Willie bows are the most dangerous of all elbows even more so than a Metta world peace bow
Boy ya shouldve stayed ya ass home
I'm finna give you a willie bow
willie bow by Spitsmadfire November 18, 2013

willie banjo 

Pulling out your willie extending it and then strumming your pubes like your playing the banjo .
Last night i jumped in on Colin playing computer games and i pulled out my Willie Banjo and played him a merry tune .
willie banjo by kevmacsooside December 6, 2011

The Willie Bobo 

I was in a dark corner of the strip club and when no one was looking the stripper started sucking the The Willie Bobo.
The Willie Bobo by Road hustler September 6, 2022

Willie Beamin 

Any attention starved douchebag who claims to be the best at everything and the most popular person. A narcissist in its purest form. Always has to be the center of attention. Will work out hours a day so his body makes up for his ugly face and poor dance moves. Has a disturbing love of Micheal Jackson. Does "duck face" and/or points at the camera in 95% of pictures.
That kid walks around the club like a Willie Beamin!
Willie Beamin by phylips August 2, 2010

Slick Willie Bigot 

One who tries get get away with racism on the sly/without getting ostracized by the moneymaking world.
I just came up with 10 euphamisms for nigger that I can yell out at a Rucker Park All Star Basketball Game. I am such a Slick Willie Bigot!