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Will Smith'd 

Verb.

The act of bitch-slapping another human being after a joke has been made. The suspect will usually make a joke and the perpetrator will laugh initially but beware. The perpetrator in all his glory will rise and walk toward the suspect in a friendly manner but beware again. He is not there for a truce, no no, the perpetrator will autonomously extend his right arm with palm open and bitch slap the shit out of the suspect. The perpetrator will calmy walk back to his original starting point. Screaming from the perpetrator is common.
Guy 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
*long pause*
Guy 1: "Just ask your sister."
Guy 2: "I don't have a sister."
Guy 1: "You will in 9 months."
Guy 2: "Boy I oughta"
**bitch slap**
Guy 3: "Damn he just got Will Smith'd"
Will Smith'd by nomamesway April 1, 2022

Will Smith'd 

When your decision got dependent on the influence of others. You sacrificed your own original decision for the sake of other peoples' satisfaction even if it was the polar opposite of theirs.
Chris Rock: G.I Jane 2 can't wait to see it
Will Smith: *Laughs*
Jada: *Eye rolls*
Will Smith: *Got up and bitch slaps Chris Rock*

Summary: Will Smith somehow got Will Smith'd because of Jada and slapped Chris Rock
Lesson: Don't be a dick and got Will Smith'd

will smith’d 

The act of smacking the shit out of someone who insults your wife.
Bro, Jamal done told folk that Im a Cuck and my girl she bald as hell; will smith’d the shit outta me…
will smith’d by Frank P R. March 28, 2022

Will Smith’d 

To Hit someone violently in public, physical abuse in public areas
Wow she just fully Will Smith’d that poor person.
Will Smith’d by BazzaRussell April 11, 2022

Will smith’d em 

When someone drives you to slap them.
Did you see that slap? He just Will smith’d em Into next week!

Alabama Will Smith'd 

Slapping diarrhea on someone for making fun of your wife
Guy: That bastard Alabama Will Smith'd me!
Girl: I know. You are ugly and you stink.'
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