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Wilkinson Theory 

The theory is that any girl with the name Avery will end up being pretty. If she is not pretty she will end up having a glow up because her name is Avery.
That girl Avery had a HUGE glow up. She’s the definition of Wilkinson theory.”
Wilkinson Theory by Thy birthgiver January 18, 2021
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sammy wilkinson 

Boy: who's that guy?
Girl:it's my daddy!
Boy: who?!
Girl: stfu! It's sammy wilkinson
sammy wilkinson by queen muffin February 21, 2015

Reverse Romanian Wilkinson 

A freaky and indescribable sex move involving a penguin mask, a bag of marbles, and a kilo of guacamole.
Person 1: "that was unbelievable!"

Person 2: "that's the Reverse Romanian Wilkinson, baby."
A person who has unlimited emails. He has too much time on his hands. He doesn't like his own identity so he has to make everyone's lives miserable.
Wiley: Who should I pick on today?
Wiley by Saints66 August 5, 2023

wilkes county, north carolinia 

The one place on earth can magically turn rednecks into Millionaires. Primary usage in the following industries.
1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County
Junior is the best example of a wilkes county, north carolinia millionaire he has worked in all four industries.

willknot 

When a piece of poop somehow escapes the toilet paper and sticks to an ass hair or two. i.e. dingleberry
Dude i looked in the mirror this morning and i had a willknot the size of a golf ball on my ass.
willknot by ThE KnOb gObLiN June 25, 2003