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A champion whom displays high vocal regard for their own perfection.
You singlehandedly regained control of a commercial aeroplane after the pilot passed out and you also successfully thwarted a criminal mastermind's attempt
to launch a lethal salvo of nuclear missiles (that would inevitably incite WWIII), just by landing the plane onto the mobile sattelite dish that was meant to send out the launch signal in T- 2 seconds before your uncanny arrival. In that kind of instance, the only appropriate phrase for you to shout would be "WINNNAARR!"
Words you can keep
Pronounced "WIN-ARE":

Proclaiming a victor, either yourself or other, in a competition. It is a derivative of the normal "winner" term being different only in that it is normally shouted in order to make it heard over everything and everyone else.
*in a crowded stadium*
Mr. Smith is the WINNAR!!!!!

*at the end of a video game match*
Person1: That was stupid as..
Person2: WINNAR!!!! *pointing to himself*
WINNAR by Suicide_SAL March 28, 2008
to be a l33t winner. yeh.. :D
ir winnar.
winnar by Greg :D (Jujo) May 5, 2003
A file compression program that is famous for never enforcing its 40-day free trial, essentially making it free.
"Please note that WinRAR is not a free software. After a 40 day trial period you must either buy a licence or remove it from your computer."
WinRAR by axlkjfbgwkua May 4, 2018

Trumpian winner 

1. A candidate or competitor who wins on a technicality then occupies (or squanders) their tenure in a "braggadocious" attempt to prove that their triumph was a mandate by the people or by God
2. A person who has technically won a contest but is so insecure about themselves and the margin by which they won that they constantly bring up the competition, belittle their competitor, and inflate their own achievement long past the end of the contest
3. The equivalent of a sore loser, and yet they won
4. The loser of a contest who ends up winning on a technicality
5. Anyone who wins an election and models themselves after Donald Trump
That guy's a real Trumpian winner, still bragging about the election from a year ago.
Trumpian winner by Windup-Bird February 16, 2017

You're Winner! 

Phrase used in Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. Used in Internet-speak as a sarcastic congratulation.

History:

The game was developed in Russia, and hastily released on the PC. It is one of the worst games ever made on the PC. Netjak.com gave it a 0 out of 10 in every category.

Upon completion of the race (In version 1.0 the opposing truck would never move.) and the phrase "You're Winner!" along with a mysterious 3-handled trophy appear on-screen to let you know that, you are the winner.
"I tied my shoes today!"
"Really? You're Winner!"
You're Winner! by MC Grammar March 23, 2004

Winner's Sauce 

From the pages of Viz Comic, a "special ingredient" added by a restaurant/cafe/pub chef, solely of Y-chromosome, to a dish given to a famous and/or particularly disagreeable customer, namely a restaurant critic.

Takes its name from The Sunday Times restaurant critic and sometime film director, Michael Winner. A well-known trasher of both restaurants and chefs' reputations.
"See that Michael Winner over there? He's reckoned to have ingested more Winner's Sauce than Marc Almond"
Winner's Sauce by Harbottle64 October 11, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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