wuffie 

White Urban Fuckup (or Failure, if you prefer). Term describing that element of the white American underclass that is neither rural (see white trash) nor suburban (see wigger). Roughly equivalent to UK terms like ned, chav, townie, etc. Common identifying marks include bad prison tattoos, rotten teeth, pasty complexion, cartoonish jewelry, and a stubborn belief that the uglier the neighborhood, the prouder one should be to dwell in it.

"Let's not go to that bar tonight, it's a nest of wuffies on weekends."

"White trash? Honey, real white trash would eat that sad wuffie for breakfast."

"Southie is America's oldest and most famous wuffie settlement."

wuffie by Beauchamp Millward Comber November 29, 2005

Whuffie 

A fluid, complex system of cultural currency and reputation. Created by the Bitchun Society in "Down and Out in the Magic Kingom" by Cory Doctorow

I took a moment to conjure a HUD with his Whuffie score on it. I had to resize the window--he had too many zeros to fit on my standard display.

Whuffie by Joe December 21, 2003

mr.wuffles 

Mr.Wuffles is a Wuffle. A Wuffle is an odd type of bird that can speak. Wuffles will die if they eat vegatables. Mr.Wuffles is a gray Wuffle that resembles an owl. Despite his name, he is not married. He is not very smart and loves the number 7. If you ask him and math question, he will answer with 7! Mr.Wuffles is very nice and will not attack anyone unless they attack him first. If he is provoked by someone, his ears will flop back and forth, stopping when they are flipped all the way back. Then his ears will stay like that and he will become Suffle, who is basically Mr.Wuffles evil version. Suffle's only intent is to inflict harm upon anyone in his vicinity. Eventually, Suffle will go away and Mr.Wuffles will return to his happy old self. He Is only three years old.

Mr.Wuffles is acting very stupid today.

mr.wuffles by CUPCAKE WUFF June 11, 2020

Willy Wuffter 

Puff, gay, homsexual,
Cockny rhyming slang - Puffter

at's up with him?
he looks like a willy wuffter

Willy Wuffter by Anonymous October 8, 2003

wuffle 

Wuffle is another word for love through some perspectives.

I wuffle you, Matt.

wuffle by Anonymousluvr July 20, 2008

Scruffle Wuffle

Scruffle Wuffle is another word for "poopy head" and "stinky"

Tyrone: *Smacks Joe in the face*
Joe: OMG Tyrone you are such a Scruffle Wuffle
Tyrone: *Literally dies*

Scruffle Wuffle by I am Shrektastic October 9, 2019

Wuffle Snipe 

Hitting the like button on Facebook on a post that is sad or negative.

"I wrote that my dog died on my status and someone liked it."

"You were hit by a wuffle sniper."

Wuffle Snipe by bardotlover September 13, 2011