The place where homeless words live; those in the process of being dropped by society through under use and subsequently get booted out of the dictionaries for good. Unless you save them, of course.
I adoptedthe word 'graceous' from a wordphanage merely by committing to use it on a regular basis. My favorite wordphanage is savethewords.org
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).