Skip to main content

white skin disease 

A terrible disease inherited genetically from white parents.

it can generally be diagnosed from a lack of melanin pigmentation, thus rendering your skin pink, or any color the weather endows upon you for the day.

Although ALL babies are born with blue eyes, this disease delays permanently the offset of eye development and coating. and thier eyes in some event remains blue through adolescence and continues with them till death.

possible skin colors include, but are not limited to green, blue,red, pink, purple, brown, tan, zebra, spotty, pimply, and several patterns.

usually, a person suffering from this disorder finds it hard to run, jump, participate in sports, sing, dance, make love properly, or maintain an erection.

the person also is usually in denial, and every summer, they make a mass migration to the most tropical regions to tan themselves till they get cancer so they can look more like the rest of human kind.

advantages
1. you can tell how the feel just by looking at them
a.blue - the patient is cold
b.green- the patient is possibly sick
c.brown-the patient has spent too long in the cold
d.red- the patient has been in the sun
e.purple- the patient might be suffocating
f.pink- the patient is ashamed.
g.ugly spotted mixture of pink red and white - thats the patient in normal color.

disadvantages
1.disproportionate tendency to molest kids
2.likely to be a social or sport failure
that boy changes color with the weather like a glow in the dark toy, hes got white skin disease

white skin disease 

A syndrome characterized primarily by a lack of melanin in the epidermis, symptoms may include a deficiencies in athleticism, particularly concerning basketball.

White Skin Syndrome 

When a suburban white male of ample financial means finds himself being envious of African-Americans and their culture. Symptoms include:

1. Heavy listening of terrible modern rappers like Waka Flocka, Kid Cudi, Soulja Boy, etc.
2. Forced use of "urban" lingo including words such as: nigga, hood, yellow bone, etc.
3. Frequent sagging of pants.
Kenny: (has white skin syndrome) What is up hoodbrotha? Did you hook up with any yellow bones recently?

Kyle: Nigga... *facepalm*

-

Kyle: Did you hear Kenny's milkbone-ass? Nigga definitely got white skin syndrome.

white knuckle ride on the skin bus

'I woke up this morning and took a white knuckle ride on the skin bus'

White-skinded 

This is for all the people who have less than have black in them (41%). You still have light skin (Not really) but not enough to be light skin.
Girl1: He's only a quarter Jamaican.
Girl2: Girl Bye He's White-skinded
White-skinded by lilmscheeky February 26, 2022

White skintted 

That baby is white skintted
White skintted by White skintted December 15, 2017