White Van

An apparatus used by sex offenders and pedophiles to swipe kids. Usually comes with the offer of free candy, free wifi, or a ride home.

Cosby: Yo, Kilo G be swipin' kids at the playground with his white van again.
Franken: Don't act like you the innocent one here Bill.

by Kamikazee49 March 08, 2018

White Van

White vans are where it's at u get free candy and ps5/Xbox series x and gaming setups with free wifi and on Fortnite, u get 0 ping

White vans are fun.

by Mason9180 November 26, 2020

White Van

If someone drives up to you in a white van and offers you candy or v-bucks don’t accept

This man in a white van pulled up and offered me free candy

by CreeperHead151 May 14, 2020

white van

a place for parents to get rid of all there dumbass fortnite addicts

white van=free daycare

by afukenduck August 15, 2019

White van

When an old ice cream man called Pedro pulls up to your house and says to you “come to my van I have candy”.

Look over there

There’s Pedro giving out candy to those kids from his white van
He’s so kind

by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 20, 2019

white van

the vehicle you will most commonly hear being described in cases of kidnappings and escaped pedophiles.

would you be surprised to see mr. rogers driving a white van?

i wouldn't.

by pollywolly April 28, 2006

white van

An obvious but false lead. White vans are usually associated with deviate activity so it is easy to point to a white van when something happens. For example, during the Washington DC sniper shootings, authorities were looking for a (DUH) white van when the culprits were in a Maroon Chevy Caprice

The white van they pulled over at midnight turned out to be a plumber on an emergency call. The real perps got away in their purple Scion.

I traced the person you told me stole my books but your lead was a ginormous white van.

by bback December 01, 2007