An apparatus used by sex offenders and pedophiles to swipe kids. Usually comes with the offer of free candy, free wifi, or a ride home.
Cosby: Yo, Kilo G be swipin' kids at the playground with his white van again.
Franken: Don't act like you the innocent one here Bill.
Franken: Don't act like you the innocent one here Bill.
by Kamikazee49 March 08, 2018
White vans are where it's at u get free candy and ps5/Xbox series x and gaming setups with free wifi and on Fortnite, u get 0 ping
White vans are fun.
by Mason9180 November 26, 2020
by CreeperHead151 May 15, 2020
by afukenduck August 16, 2019
When an old ice cream man called Pedro pulls up to your house and says to you “come to my van I have candy”.
by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 21, 2019
the vehicle you will most commonly hear being described in cases of kidnappings and escaped pedophiles.
by pollywolly April 11, 2006
An obvious but false lead. White vans are usually associated with deviate activity so it is easy to point to a white van when something happens. For example, during the Washington DC sniper shootings, authorities were looking for a (DUH) white van when the culprits were in a Maroon Chevy Caprice
The white van they pulled over at midnight turned out to be a plumber on an emergency call. The real perps got away in their purple Scion.
I traced the person you told me stole my books but your lead was a ginormous white van.
I traced the person you told me stole my books but your lead was a ginormous white van.
by bback November 08, 2007