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When someone takes a shit, jizzes on it... and then throws it at someone.
Armando found Martha cheating on him after a long day at work; He decided to get revenge by giving them both a White Monkey.
by G.T. Collins February 05, 2009
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cocaine. el mono blanco in Spanish
Jim Jensen: "I finally got the white monkey off my back"
Interviewer: "Cocaine, Jim?"
Jim Jensen: "Who's talking about cocaine, I'm taking about Michelle Marsh, what a horse!"
by Bobby the Rookie March 30, 2005
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A person who works in Asia (normally China) and who's qualification for the job is nothing more than being a Westerner and (normally ) caucasian. Not normally applied to black people.
That "white monkey" get paid more than we Chinese do.
by Earthdog June 08, 2018
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A white man with a cheesy mustache who has to answer to a black man. Usually in a business setting.
by Burrhead22 September 18, 2017
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an african amarican citizen who owns slaves of any variety (white,black,spanish,asian,etc)
did you know eric is owned by a white monkey?
by erictheslave January 20, 2017
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