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When a male ejaculates in the air above his partners' head, allowing gravity to let the sperm fall on the head, lashes and shoulders of his partner like fresh snow.
I hate it when my boyfriend gives me a White Christmas 'cause it always gets in my eye!
by anon.y.mous June 02, 2006
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....something that never happens in Mexico.
My friend Pedro smiled with glee, after he experienced his first White Christmas this year while visiting Uncle Enrique in Canada.
by classyguy273 December 30, 2010
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A "White Christmas" or "Stocking Stuffer" is when you sneak downstairs on the night before Christmas - when not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse - and pull down one of the stockings hanging from the chimney with care, place the stocking over your penis, jerk off in it, and then hang the stocking back up above the chimney.
I've been wet-dreaming of a White Christmas. I wonder what I got for a stocking stuffer!?
by DHA0714 November 28, 2014
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On Christmas day, before the receiver wakes up, you jerk off until you are about to cum. Right before you cum you wake the person up by smacking them in the face with a mistletoe, and start singing, ''White Christmas'' as you cum on their face.
By the time I was done giving her a steamy "White Christmas,'' I was singing to her "And may all your Christmases be white.''
by ThatGuyThisGuy December 25, 2012
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Partaking in the illegal use of narcotics which come in powder form and have a white color, usually cocaine or m-kat. When this act is performed on Christmas day then a white Christmas has been achieved
Last night was crazy we are having a white Christmas
by donuk December 22, 2013
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Getting high and fucking the turkey in front of your whole family while the Christmas tree is in your ass and the whole thing is being live-streamed.
Person 1: Hey what you doing for Christmas this year?
Person 2: Probably just the annual White Christmas for me.
Person 1: Niiiice
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by Splewpis December 24, 2017
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