by Tater McNasty May 16, 2020
September 14 - A day dedicated to celebrating and appreciating the contributions and accomplishments of straight white girls.
Happy straight white girl appreciation day!
by depressedflowervase September 13, 2023
When self-important white people won’t stop talking, so they just fade into the background and you don’t notice it.
“This guy over there at the bar needs to take a breath. He hasn’t stopped talking.”
“Oh, really? I didn’t notice. Just white noise.”
“Oh, really? I didn’t notice. Just white noise.”
by Iknostuff February 8, 2020
2020 Presidential Debate, the three old white men arguing with each other.
Meaningless sounds in the background that you unintentionally ignore or intentionally pretend to not exist.
Meaningless sounds in the background that you unintentionally ignore or intentionally pretend to not exist.
"Sorry for the white noise. I didn't notice I left the TV on."
"No that's fine. It helped me fall asleep."
"No that's fine. It helped me fall asleep."
by Archomp October 10, 2020
White people complaining about racially motivated decisions that are perceived to negatively impact white people, whilst more important things are going on but are covered up by the 'white noise'.
"The government is tapping our phon-" BREAKING NEWS: NEW MERMAID MOVIE HAS BLACK MERMAID! WHITE PEOPLE ARE MAKING WHITE NOISE EVERYWHERE!
by Nickolas.Brown July 8, 2019
by Weirdgrrl December 8, 2019
A white Professor in a US University, who gives very boring lectures, and his voice forces you to fall asleep instantly.
by illi-noise March 18, 2021