Whitcomb 

An Irish name that stands for emotional strength as well as a faithful companion. A Whitcomb will never leave someone behind, and will always be by your side. Whitcomb's can be very hard to read because of their emotional barrier. (Even when it seems they don't care, they're caring.)

"My boyfriend's last name is Whitcomb!"
"Omg no way your gonna be together forever!"
"Idk i was telling him a sad story and he didn't seem to care"
"Nah he's just a Whitcomb he will listen in his own way"

Whitcomb by Brando Appleseed December 31, 2012

whitcomb 

A person who loves fuzzy blankets.

"Dude get out of that blanket, you whitcomb."

whitcomb by Brandon08 March 16, 2008

whitcomb 

a person who thinks he's a cool kid, but really is not

Stop pretending your good at basketball, you whitcomb.

whitcomb by ufsucks January 10, 2009

Whitcomb Shit

A particularly irritating form of bullshit laced heavily with selfishness, sarcasm and lies.

Sue "My boyfriend told me he would be working all day but, he was actually hanging out with another girl getting stoned all day" Jane says "Oh yeah! That's some Whitcomb shit, right there!!

Whitcomb Shit by Reesie Mueller September 25, 2010

Whitcomb Wagon

(n) A wagon with an incessant need to bring down the collective mood and general ambience of a group-chill, synonomous with Debbie Downer. Said wagon will "run over" normally enjoyable events which leads to fun turning into "roadkill".

Hey you want another drink?

Haven't you had enough? You're drunk. Stop drinking.

I was wondering how long it would be before the Whitcomb wagon would hit.

Whitcomb Wagon by debbiedownicus December 4, 2010

Whitcomb Pie 

The art of having a female insert the tip of a can of whipped cream into the mans anus until full; then proceeding to fuck it out, creating a sloppy chocolate pie mixture.

My wife was feeling adventurous, and decided to give me a Whitcomb Pie last night.

Whitcomb Pie by PussyLickerKing May 3, 2024

Pulling a Whitcomb 

Pulling a Whitcomb: Meeting a female or male that would be considered a step or many above you on a scale of physical beauty and then locking them down with either a Child or other means to secure a permanent relationship.

"I could have been Pulling a Whitcomb last night if only I wasn't cock blocked by her bitch friends" or "I was completely confident I could have pulled a Whitcomb last night but her birth control is like the great wall of china"

Pulling a Whitcomb by Mr REB January 28, 2009