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Whitby Mans 

Whitby (wit-BEE) Mans – A male who wanted to live in Toronto but didn't want to live in a shoebox-sized condo, but could afford a house in Whitby – only to learn that taxes are so high, that they could have probably afford 200 sq. ft. more, parking and a storage locker to go with said Toronto condo. The Whitby Mans wears Canada Goose and shorts in the winter. Around White Oaks, Whitby Mans is like a no name version of Toronto Mans. Around hockey arenas, Whitby Mans are likely low key racist – harkening to a time when Whitby was nicknamed "White Be." Whitby Mans brags on Butchies and loves making fun of the 'Shwa but fails to realize that the heavily taxed house they've purchased is actually made of glass and it is Whitby where the Whitby Mall is located. Despite the name, Whitby Mans is probably from Scarborough or Brampton.
He wears shorts in the winter. He Whitby Mans.
Whitby Mans by Whitby Womans March 9, 2023
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Whitby mans 

Whitby (wit-BEE) mans – A male who wanted to live in Toronto but didn't want to live in a shoebox-sized condo, but could afford a house in Whitby – only to learn that taxes are so high, that they could have probably afforded 200 sq. ft. more, parking and a storage locker to go with said Toronto condo. The Whitby mans works in IT, listens to Drake, wears Canada Goose and shorts in the winter. They hate shovelling windrows. Around White Oaks, Whitby mans is like a no name version of Toronto mans. Around hockey arenas, Whitby mans is likely low key racist – harkening to a time when Whitby was nicknamed "White Be." Whitby mans brags on Butchies and loves making fun of the 'Shwa but fails to realize that the heavily taxed house they're living in is actually made of glass and it is Whitby where the Whitby Mall is located. Despite the name, Whitby mans is probably from Scarborough or Brampton.
Mans 1: "He from Toronto!"
Mans 2: "Nah, he Whitby mans."
Whitby mans by Whitby Womans March 10, 2023

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026