Whipped Cunt 

A male who's on a leash, led by his girlfriend. It can occur vice-versa where the girl is on the leash, but it's very rare. The male is not allowed to hang out with his bros, and has to listen to every word of his girlfriend.

Craig: "Hey babe, I'm going down to the pub with the guys. See you later tonight".
Jess: "You're not fucking going anywhere you little shit, you're giving me a manicure ASAP".
Craig: "Okay, I'm so sorry sweetie. I'll do it instantly. Why did I even think about hanging out with my best mates who I've known for 5 more years than you. I'm an idiot".
Josh: "Hey have you guys seen Craig? Said he was meeting us here".
Steve: "Nah man, no chance, he's a fucking whipped cunt these days".
Josh: "Yeah. Proper whipped cunt. *whichet*"

Whipped Cunt by Pepsi007 October 16, 2010

CUNT WHIPPED 

This is the worst case of pussy whip, along with all the consequences of being pussy whipped, often times the subject will be forced to abandon there phone while in her presence, change their speech and even behavior. Sadly most cases of cunt whip often go untreated, and many times the subject may not even realize they are cunt whipped. There is no known cure to cunt whip, because most subjects no longer have the balls to do anything about it.

He is so cunt whipped he cant even answer his phone after 4pm.

CUNT WHIPPED by 6969shithead6969 January 15, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016