Whiffle Dust

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The microscopic particles of poo dust created when farting. It is actually these airbourne bits of turd that carry the tender scent and sometimes even the subtle taste of shart through the air and to your senses to enjoy.

Laughing heartily at Earl's huge fart I accidentally received a dank and grimy mouthful of whiffle dust. It was then that I realized Earl had boiled eggs for breakfast.

Whiffle Dust by eetadeek August 19, 2009

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Whiffle dust

The collection of fluff that accumulates in a person’s keeker button (bellybutton)

His fleece hoodie left a bunch of whiffle dust in his belly button

Whiffle dust by Roxx65 March 5, 2023

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wiffle dust

The collection of pubic hair sprinkled into a unknowingly recipient's drink so when they take a drink, they end up with a mouth full of short curlys.

Mark was pissed when he was trying to score some digits from a chic and got hit with some wiffle dust right in front of her.

wiffle dust by Steeevr January 6, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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