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A fuckboy or manwhore that constantly has STD's
Trevor is a wheretuh.
Wheretuh by Staying golden June 4, 2015
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Wherethefuckistan 

Any one of the Central Asian countries that end in ...stan but you can never remember the names.
Muhameeda Ashraff al Hamra (made up name). Isnt he from....Wherethefuckistan.
Wherethefuckistan by Vorrig September 7, 2007

wherethefuckarewe 

(n.) A GPS (Global Positioning Satellite) devise,
usually mounted on car's inside windshield to assist driver with directions to his desired destination.
1) My girlfriend used to get lost all the time until I bought her a wherethefuckarewe for her birthday.

2) Sitting in back of Frank's car, I asked about a robotic sounding voice mumbling, "turn left at next intersection".
Frank pointed to a little screen attached to his windshield and proudly proclaimed, "that's my new wherethefuckarewe".
wherethefuckarewe by BeanTownRat March 27, 2010

Wherethefuckarewees 

An endangered race of people living in the tall grasslands of the Canadian North. They're name was given by the explorers who first came upon them, after they heard these creatures distinct call "where-the-fuck-are-we", said very fast and at a high pitched tone, and normally when they are seen jumping through the grass. They are a short people; the tallest grow to become 4 feet at the most. They are dwarfed in comparison to the the tall grass, which grows up to 6 and 7 feet. They have evolved to become great jumping beast, jumping up to 7 and 8 feet.

They live in tribal communities with chieftains as there leaders. The Wherethefuckarewees are deeply religious individuals, worshiping the great and almighty God Phalanx.

These people once spread across all of Canada and the Northern United States. After a series of wars between them and the buffalo, and later in history the oppressive white man(who used them as slave labor), the Wherethefuckarewees have become endangered and only live in the northern part of the Canadian province of Saskatchewan, and in the Northwest Territories.
Father: There is a mighty race of people, know as the Wherethefuckarewees, who linger about the grassland, you must avoid them children.

Son: Leah said she saw one!

Father: She is a liar.

Daughter: I did see one!

Father: Shut up.
Wherethefuckarewees by Toaby Christ January 10, 2011

wherethefugginhelldyathinkyagarn 

A request to know the intended destination of ones spouse
WHERETHEFUGGINHELLDYATHINKYAGARN ya fuckin slut? I bet its to BLOW the neighbour again I can smell it on your breath

WHERETHEHELLISMISHA 

This twitter hash tag was created the night of Supernatural's season five premiere by @madackles.

It is now the official slang term for wondering where Misha Collins is at that very moment.
Girl: "Yeah, and I was just sitting there wondering #WHERETHEHELLISMISHA."

Boy: "He's probably having tea with the queen."

Girl: "Doubt it."
WHERETHEHELLISMISHA by Supernaturalfan September 13, 2009

whereths layla? 

how to find layla!!! used as a way to get attention of a spunky golden retriever named layla or make joke of kids with speech impediments that say whereths instead of where’s
has anybody seen layla? whereths layla?
whereths layla? by forfinator December 20, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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