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when life gives you lemons

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!-Words of cave johnson
While cave johnson yells about lemons
Glados starts maoning saying *YEAH*

so dont tell cave johnson When life gives you lemons
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When life gives you lemons

When life gives you lemons, you say thank you. Why do you need lemonade? Huh. Why do you got be soooo extra and burn some fossil fuels while you’re processing your lemonade. Lemons are HEALTHY!!!!! EAT THE LEMON!!!!!!
When life gives you lemons, eat the lemon it’s healthy smelthy

When life gives you lemons

Make him/her your citrus friend! :D
Boy: when life gives you lemons ...
Me: make them your citrus friend!

Boy: What?

When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade 

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.
A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"
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