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Whelk-ling

A generally immature teenage boy who thinks he is everything and a bag of chips. When they do get action they fail because they leave snail trails and fill your mouth with saliva. They are very rude to everyone and often try to be aggressive.
"Urgh, that James is such a whelk-ling"
by CHMrsS May 29, 2016
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