Wheez 

Noun: Being two people at the same time you are being one.

Noun 2: Two people who are so amazingly alike they morph into a single entity. Generally, these people are soulmates for life.

Girl: See those two girls over there? I think they are in love.
Boy: No shit, they are wheez!

Wheez by kaylacleavage May 8, 2010

Wheez the Juice 

To imbibe a cold beverage directly from the dispenser...before the store clerk harshes on your grindage.

"What are you doing?!?"

"Link and I were cruisin' the mountain and figured we'd wheez the juice"

Wheez the Juice by dickie fitz April 19, 2013

Wheezly

Hoshna’s other name, ykno ? The cute little rata (rat, puppy) that junior luvs with every inch of himself.

Wheezly is a cute rata 🐀 that saved june wick from himself and was there to give him the emotional salvation that he needed at a time in life

Wheezly is a brown ret with sharp teeth that likes to snap and always cared for willybone and poachy smalls.

Born on 23 January 2014 and slept with junior in his bed every night and has over 600 names. Can occasionally be called kitty hosney

An evolved version of wheezy

EXAMPLE:

Aww lookie da wheezly, she’s cute !” -junior, probably

“AAAAUGH, she bit my ass!” -Wendybone, 2015

“Come here wheezly” -poshwitz, in bed

“Where’s wheezly !?!” -junior the forbidden one

Wheezly is the cutest and I choose her over any girl in my DMs, no one compares to the snout

Wheezly by Misfired December 13, 2021

Wheein 

Wheein is a vocalist and dancer from the Korean girl group Mamamoo. Her voice is smooth like honey and she can hit notes higher than heaven and harmonize better than angels. She is also absolutely adorable and serves looks on a daily basis.

Person 1: Did you see Mamamoo's latest performance?
Person 2: Yeah, I loved Wheein.

Person 1: I guess once you Whee-in you can't Whee-out can you?

Wheein by jungwi August 21, 2019

Butt wheezing 

This occurs when the Anus is dilated so flatulence escapes with a wheezing breezy sound.

Ben Dover found that when he was getting an enema, his flatulence sounded like butt wheezing.

Butt wheezing by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

weezo 

a derogatory term directed to people who like weezer.

person1: hey have i told you i like weeze-
person2: weezo
person1: wha-
person2: stupid weezo

weezo by thiswontmakesense April 6, 2023

friend third wheel 

Like third wheeling a couple but so much worse because they're not actually in a relationship. You find yourself drifting apart from your best friend as they get a new bff even though they pretend you are still friends and try to keep up the pretence by inviting you with them sometimes. But even when you are with them you feel like they would be happier without you there. You wish your old bff friend would notice how you feel and you would become as good friends as you were before but inside you know that will never happen.

*you, your old bff friend and their new bff are walking together. There talking about plans for next weekend and what they did last weekend; neither of which you were are invited to* I feel like a friend third wheel right now.

friend third wheel by Oggi March 1, 2015