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What the Christ 

It means What the F*ck or What the Hell in a softer language. You can say this with What the jesus
"I broke my arm"
"What the Christ!"
What the Christ by NonGMORice April 20, 2018

what the christ 

"Did you see 'dem boobies on What The Christ today?"
what the christ by The Pinkmeister October 17, 2012

What the Jesus Christ man?! 

Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.
Example 1:

After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

Example 2:

After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:

"Honey this is not what it looks like"

Reaching for gun:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! 

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.
Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

what in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle 

A strenuous term one may exclaim when surprised, appalled, or confused; usually prompted by a supernatural event
"Dude, look! A ghost!"

"What in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle?"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026