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wet cookie 

It's based on the old pissing on marshmallows in a toilet, a training tool posed to male kids needing to learn how to practice with their accuracy. It turned into a college gag, a fraternity prank, where frat boys would piss on a cookie and offer it to new initiates or to other frat boys.
have a wet cookie
wet cookie by Quanta Cookie September 17, 2010
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wet cookie 

A male-based game in which a cookie is placed centered between a circle of 5-10 males. The men then have a contest to see who ejaculates last onto the cookie. The sorry soldier who spunks last must eat the cookie.
Matt had to eat the cookie because he climaxed last. Ew, there's cum on your cookie.
wet cookie by Perro Grande January 9, 2004

Wet cookie 

The literal English translation of Limb Bizkit.
“Last night my friends and I set a Guinness world record while listening to ‘Nookie’ by Wet Cookie”

"La nuit dernière mes amis et moi avons établi un record du monde Guinness en écoutant 'Nookie' par Wet Cookie"
Wet cookie by Jordanmill_ January 17, 2018

wet cookie 

when a group of you males, obiosly hetro, place a cookie in the center of a round table. Then they all proceed to gather around the table and jerk off onto the cookie. It may sound like fun to you rebel young americans out there, but the kicker is, the last person to get off has to eat the cookie. Delicous!
wet cookie by supersportsteve1 January 9, 2004

"Get Your Cookies Wet" 

A statement implying one to immerse him/herself fully in an activity. To go all out or waste every inch of your soul in an effort to win or succeed. Relates to the term "Go Big or Go Home" in the sense that one should just do it and not dick around while deciding whether they should do it or not.
Jon: I don't really feel like hookin up with HER again, I 'm just not in the mood...

Malc: Don't be a puss, f***** "get your cookies wet".

Random Kid:(sitting on the bench thinking) I sure hope coach doesn't put me in for the PK shootout in the State Final game..

Me: What a bitch, you won't even "get your cookies wet"...faggot

wetookies 

what samoas taste like or any other cookie that is grossly chewy, almost tasting wet without dipping it in any liquid.
Wet Cookies=wetookies
Brianna is in love with the taste of wetookies without milk.
wetookies by wetookies April 16, 2023
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