Wet Willy

A prank whereby a saliva-moistened finger is inserted into an unsuspecting person's ear, often with a slight twisting motion

"That fucktard just gave me a wet willy, what a cunt!"

"See that lint licker over there? Let's go give that asshat a real moist wet willy!"

by Gretchen Boxburger December 29, 2011

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wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023

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WET WILLIES

the bar referred to by ludacris in the Pimpin All Over The World song. the bar is located on ocean drive in miami beach, flordia frequented by celebrities. All drinks at wet willie are slushies.

Bout to go down wet willies on ocean and she what poppin.

by K Byrd jr. April 30, 2008

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Wet Willying

pissing and subsequently masturbating then pissing, and so on, to make the penis wet.

"This is the best Wet Willying session I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

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A wet willy is a prank that involves wiping a stick of butter all over your dick and then sticking your dick into an unsuspecting victims ear when they are not looking. This prank was used commonly during the Great Depression Era to lift the spirits of out of work Americans and was recently revived when demonstrated in the 1980's sitcom "The Facts of Life", when Phil Drummond (of Different Strokes) came to visit the girls at their school.

"Natalie was so flattered by the attention she was recieving, she not only

forgave Phil for the WET WILLY, she also forgot she was so fat for a few

minutes."

by DNFles September 29, 2009

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