Weston Favell Academy 

A chavy school located in the grotty depths of northampton. For years you shall go to the school, which reminds me very much of a prison, to endure 6 long hours of torture. The teachers are shit and shove utter crap down your throat, and the only shitting thing they care about is your attendance.

-=Advertisement=-
do you want to go to a school that only cares about your attendance and doesn't give you science teachers? yes? well this school is the one for you!

Here at WFA we like to deprive our students of an education, we show this by making it incredibly easy to get isolation and detentions. We also show it by not giving half our GCSE students science teachers that can actually help you. It is a really good system we have here!

If you love to be had a go at then this is your cup of tea my friend. every time you have a day off we find it necessary to send you a big post card telling you to come back to our God awful school. along with this we tell you that you should also go to intervention after school in your precious time because you had one day off so now you are classed as completely stupid to us.

If you love this type of thing then come to WFA one of the best schools the UK can offer.

Anyway, your are trapped in a prison like building with a bunch of dickheads whos only interest in live is penis’, and weed.

Ontop of this you are given a fuckton of homework that after every page will make you want to kys.

person one : Did you go to Weston Favell Academy

today
person two: What back to that Shithole
person one: Oh Fick

Weston Favell Academy by johnnybigballs98 March 26, 2019

Weston favell academy 

The epiphany of a cold hot chocolate with mouldy milk.

The school is so great that half the time there are negative amounts of science and english teachers.

The year sevens are more racist than hitler,

And if you dont wear Trapstar and have a skin fade 24/7 youll be called an emo for having hair longer that 3cm.

The teachers will give you a detention for being late and early so your best bet is to just bring the ray gun in from cod and shoot up the place like the “columbine killers”

If you haven't been asked if you smoke weed four times already by lunch then somethings up and you should put your stab-vest on.

Do you need the toilet. No you dont

Your not allowed in the toilets at break or in lesson Because they don't like people in the corridors and the toilets have cost the fire department more taxpayers money than it takes to fix a single pot hole in less then four months.

You hungry? Think again, the food here is most likely laced with lcd and a good amount of diseases

The pizza is more rubbery than mr Johnson’s facial structure

And the panini taste like they were made before weston favell academy was even an established school.

Oh what school do you go again

The one with all the rapists in northampton

Ahhh you mean weston favell academy.

Weston favell academy by Womanizer349 December 1, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004