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Western democracy 

Imagine there is a freaked out dwarven self-proclaimed hegemon coming inside your home out of nowhere and telling you in the most arrogant manner that you have to follow his way of f-ing the world and that this is a status-quo you are not allowed to change. That is an approachable definition of the western democracy thing going on globally.
U have to comply to western democracy, dude, that is the only way of breathing. Heil democracy!
Western democracy by Umbago September 5, 2024
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Western Liberal Democratic Logic

A specific variant of Western Political Logic that applies the same double standards and self‑exempting reasoning specifically within the framework of liberal democracy. It holds that liberal democratic institutions (elections, constitutions, rights discourse) are the sole legitimate basis for political order, and that any deviation from this model is not just different but inherently irrational, authoritarian, or “illiberal.” Under this logic, Western liberal democracies can engage in torture, drone strikes, mass surveillance, and electoral manipulation—but these are framed as “exceptional,” “necessary evils,” or “mistakes.” When non‑liberal or non‑Western powers engage in identical actions, they are condemned as proof of their unfitness for democracy. Western Liberal Democratic Logic also produces the “tolerance paradox” selectively: it demands tolerance for liberal values but refuses tolerance for any system that challenges liberal hegemony. It presents liberal democracy as the end of history while constantly moving the goalposts on what “democracy” actually requires.
Example: “He condemned Russia’s election law changes as ‘authoritarian creep,’ but defended similar voter ID laws in his own country as ‘fraud prevention.’ That’s Western Liberal Democratic Logic: identical rules, judged differently depending on who applies them.”
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008