West Milton

The poorest part of Milton MA, stretching from Mattapan to the West Side Tedeschi's, to Hudson Street, to the Neponset River. Althought it is not as celebrated as much as the East Side of Milton, West Milton is clearly the superior part of Milton. It is both feared and respected by the rest of Milton, as shown from the Facebook group "Milton, MA." "Whenever you drive down Blue Hills Parkway, your mother makes you lock your door and roll up your window once you enter the city. " West Milton plays home to a very diverse mix of people unlike the E which only has white-Irish-Catholics. A true West Milton-er recognizes it's dominance over the East Side, but remains modest and does not become obnoxious. He also knows the "East-Side Gangsters" are privledged pricks who are wannabe ghetto. From the traffic signs turned upside down, to the graffiti and trash in the temple parking lot, West Milton is the proud home of many, including Mugabe. West Milton is also known for it's epic pick-up games of various sports including football, wiffleball, and hockey. West Milton is a quiet, yet proud brotherhood which has, and will remian tough and danerous.

"All you haetrs better come to the West Milton before you start talking shit..."

by West Side Pride June 29, 2007

West Milton NY

Home of the most trailer parks in a 5 mile radius per capita in NY. A place where the locals hang out at the local Stewart’s shop, by day, and dollar general by night, where the conversation topics consist of where the next pit party will be, who’s got the best meth in town this week, and who’s fucking who’s “ole lady” ! Everyone is a Bush drinking, framing carpenter in West Milton, with absolutely not ambition to excel in life, further then their kinfolk have from the previous generation. A full set of teeth is a rarity in West Milton also, if you actually see someone with a nice set of teeth, they’re either passing through, or have relocated for work at the local Naval Base. The pump house is the biggest attraction on those hot summer days in West Milton, where you would round up the family, and go down to the local cooling hole for a swim. The pump house is littered with garbage, broken glass, remains of empty beer balls from the 90s, people literally having sex in their cars, shooting heroin, smoking meth, and chugging Bush tall boys, as of it were their job! AVOID WEST MILTON BY ALL COSTS!

We’re going over to Friendlys in West Milton NY for a party, you wanna go? Nahhh, there’s a party behind Northern Pines tonight.

by Welder 1 May 21, 2022

West Milton Ohio

The most terrible part of Ohio, as well as one of the leading Ohio cults most comparable to children of the corn, filled with crackheads and thots

Guy: yo dude can we stop by West Milton Ohio to pick up some pot?

Girl: if you want dirt sold to you, then yeah.

by ShisterSnatched August 8, 2018

West Melton

chav central, found here are all the scrubbers, skets and the WME smoking joints and drinking outside the corner shop called lallys. Here children as young as five can be found throwing stones at the flats either side of the shop but it doesn't matter because they probably live in them flats anyway. Again children as young as five will be found roaming the streets after 11pm. Then being called in by their mother who is their fathers sister, for dinner eaten from dog bowls.INBREDS!

All the local people who want to get on with their life in West Melton can't even walk down the street without being abused within every inch of their life often leading to suicidal grannys.
Other stereotypes have attempting living here these include; emos,goths and random little kiddies. Kids are one problem, dogs are yet another, just don't leave your fluffy little rabbit in the backgarden alone!!
also search rotherham

*An old, tired granny is walking down the street. A chav approaches her*

Chav: Yo, motherf**ker granny whats that on ya head?

Granny: A hat my dear (should never have passed through West Melton!)

by Fed Up Grannys. August 14, 2008