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West Long Branch

Town in New Jersey where students at the public school used to talk about jail bread and hot dogs. Liked to act like criminals by yelling "stranger" at their classmate who's parents took turns molesting them.

A place where someone's parent called the police alleging "death threats," and the police department pretended to have evidence.
"Let's not go into West Long Branch. The kids there are retarded."

"Yeah. Let's not go there. I heard the kids there jumped into a classmate's emergency and ripped apart her sentences to try and be trolls as she tried to get away from two sex predators."

West Long Branch

AKA white long branch, or WLB. scummy town in NJ and has no benifits. the people here suck.
"can we go to West Long Branch?"
"NO! that place sucks."
West Long Branch by MBer October 11, 2008
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