West Virginia

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrops in my eyes
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
Driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mamma
Take me home, country roads

wife: take me home
me: TO THE PLACE I BELONG WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAIN MAMA TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS
wife *joins in*
both: COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME TO THE PLACE I BELONG WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAIN MAMA TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS.

by RedstoneTrippy March 28, 2019

West Virginia

Is defined as the one of the best states ever, with beautiful scenery and beautiful mountains!

I love going to West Virginia, it's such a pretty state!

by iloveyouuuuuuxox April 18, 2010

West Virginia

The 35th State admitted to the United States (on June 20, 1863). Its residents had petitioned for secession from Virginia in order to ally with the North in the American Civil War. President Lincoln signed it into statehood on the above date.

It is currently a state with a terrible economy based on coal and tourism. In terms of tourism, though, it has more to offer than one might expect.

Its electoral votes had gone to the Democratic candidate for decades prior to the 2000 election, and it has had two Democratic Senators and a Democrat as Governor for quite some time as well...so don't call it a "red state." That only proves that you don't know what the hell you're talking about.

For a quick, easy map of West Virginia, flip yourself off with your left hand. Extend your thumb to the side for the eastern panhandle. For slightly more accuracy, unfold one knuckle of your index finger.

I might have to drive through West Virginia this weekend.

by pitttbaster October 9, 2009

West Virginia

DOES NOT HAVE INCEST OR HICS, and has a coal supply that helps power several neighboring states. also has a kickass college team called MARSHALL

The nfl #7 draft pick went to a college in West Virginia

by Rockteacher101 October 24, 2003

West Virginia

a state in the united states of america. it is shaped like a middle finger, or a pineapple when turned a little bit.

west virginia split from virginia in 1863 and became a union state, thus its a middle finger to the confederacy.

by FlashlightMemelord January 31, 2019

West Virginia

I'm from WV and it does not have hillbillies and no incest or anything. Marshall does no suck and in the past 5 years Marshall has kicked miami's (oh) ass and oh yeah marshal is going into confrence usa while miami is staying in the mac because they didnt get an invitation...heh heh

lets not take a piss on marshalls mascot

by A French December 8, 2003

West Virginia

Where the country roads take you.

Country Roads, Take me home,

to the place, I belong,

West Virginia, Mountain Momma
Take me home, Country Roads

by JonTron's Scissorman September 10, 2018