Wesley Crusher 

Perhaps the female nerd's first and only character crush.

If you ever tell anyone I had a crush on Wesley Crusher I'll kill you after torturing you with needles.

Wesley Crusher by A hot Christina March 28, 2009

wesley crusher 

The lamest scifi character ever, who is so annoying he makes me want to pull my ears off

Wesley Crusher is teh s uck

wesley crusher by Bob882 September 7, 2004

Wesley Crusher 

A S&M technique used by female fans of Star Trek in which they yell out SHUT UP WESLEY!! Grabbing you by the balls and squeezing them until semen shoots out of your ass.

My trekkie girlfriend did the Wesley Crusher on me last night and now I'm in the hospital in need of a testicular transplant.

Wesley Crusher by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

wesley crusher 

a lame dickweed who was on TNG for an agonizing 3 and 1/2 seasons. It was a hella lot better when he got his skinny ass outta there.

Damn, wesley eats his mom out.

wesley crusher by Tereth March 12, 2005

Wesley Crusher 

Wesley Crusher is a main character in the sci-fi series Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first three seasons. He's a very bright boy who tends to annoy his adult crewmates, and subsequently many of the TNG fans, even though he is just a kid and he's literally just trying to help out. Some may headcanon him as autistic, which I don't entirely agree with but I can see where they're coming from. Wesley is probably a very nice person to be friends with.

Person 1: I think the end of Wesley Crusher's character arc was a bit rushed.

Person 2: Really? I think it ended in a fitting way .

Wesley Crusher by space, the final frontier July 14, 2022