Wenche

A norwegian giraffe usually sighted playing with chinchilla buddies. This species is known for its specialness at getting raped on buses and being taller than you.

I LuV YoU WeNcHe! <3

by youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu March 15, 2009

Wench

A person who has thrown their life away to persue a career in food technology. Or anyone who tries to pass off cooking as a GCSE.

That boy Jackson is such a wench. Why couldn't he take real GCSEs

by HughJerection May 1, 2015

wench

Your mother if she was a pirate.

If your mother lived in times of pirates she would be a wench:

Mr. Pirate: Hey, looking good.
Your mom: Two pieces of eight honey..

by Mortification7 May 3, 2009

Wench

A word to describe someone as very strong, or muscular. Can also be described as hench

Man 1: "Look at that guy doing the weights, he's bare wench"

Man 2: "What do you expect, look at the weights hes lifting"

by topmajorj September 3, 2009

wench

Modern definitions of wench:

1. Girlfriend

2. A whipped man

3. An asshole

Guy A: "Hey man you're not seeing the wench again tonight are you?" (1)
Guy B: "Yeah"
Guy A: "Oh my god you're such a wench" (2)
Guy B: "Shut up wench" (3)

by captain jack July 23, 2006

wench

A olde worlde serving woman.

by pee wee April 23, 2003

wench

A abominable, annoying, bothersome, defective, disagreeable, disliked, displeasing, distasteful, dreaded, icky, inadmissible, incommodious, inconvenient, inexpedient, insufferable, loathed, loathsome, objectionable, obnoxious, offensive, offensive, outcast, rejected, repellent, repugnant, scorned, shunned, troublesome, unacceptable, unattractive, unlikable, unpleasing, unpopular, unsatisfactory, unsavory, unsought, unsuitable, unwanted, unwelcome, unwished for, or useless
woman.

With credit to thesaurus.com

"Because you are a wench, I will not hang out with you, Betty!"

by Noodles February 20, 2003