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welfare parasite 

the people that suck(the parasite)the taxes(for welfare) out of my paycheck because they are too lazy to carry their ass to work.
1. It would be nice to get a president that would get rid of all the welfare parasites.

2. It sho must be nice bein a welfare parasite, free moneys and free food..... I'm the dumb ass for having a job!
welfare parasite by gagarn April 25, 2008
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Welfare Parasite 

A typical non working piece of lazy crap person too lazy to work who lives off public assistance & the tax payers. People who receive Welfare checks & Food Stamps. Many people in Louisiana.
If all the Welfare Parasites in the U.S. worked, I would definitely have Social Security to look forward to when i retire.

Welfare parasite 

Welfare parasite is an inaccurate, hateful term used to slur those on welfare. The term is usually thrown about by poorly educated, racist white trash, barely hovering above welfare themselves, as code word for "lazy blacks."
Because I am an ignoramus, I get all worked up about the paltry amounts given to so-called welfare parasites, but never bitch about the trillions given to the parasitic wealthy.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026