that fussy uptight English teacher, that is easy to love but also easy to piss off, the candy giving teacher you will come to remember throughout your high-school education. Is known as the school mom
Mom: how was school son?
Son: i finally replaced you with a mom that's not a drop out
Mom: oh great! what their name?
Son: mrs. weiranga
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.