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weird dick energy 

someone who you think gives off the energy of having an odd/misshapen penis.
"Have you met Brayden yet?"

"Yeah dude, he gives off weird dick energy..."
weird dick energy by freshiesss February 17, 2022
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Weird Dick Energy 

When a man resorts to weird child like behavior to attain attention from his spouse by being negative, dismissive, or in his feelings.

Grown men giving childish behavior to gain his woman’s attention. Instead of using his adult mind to convey his needs.

A man that suddenly acts out of social norms in retaliation to not liking what a woman does

Ie. A man condemning you playfully for wearing something revealing

When you rell a man that you’re not interested and he tries to apply pressure to change your mind.

When a man brings you the same energy from his last relationship into his new relationship

Ie. Treating all women the same and not trying to learn his spouse needs
Joe is really giving off Weird Dick Energy always handling his disagreements with Jane like a three-year-old.

It’s crazy how much Jane begs Joe to take her out on dates, but every weekend he starts an argument being real WDE so they don’t end up going nowhere .
Joe weird dick energy ass met J at the strip club and now picks on her for being a stripper

Dudes be on some weird dick energy. Whenever you tell a man I’m not interested he will you so pretty your ass to death.
Weird Dick Energy by FrankE July 7, 2022
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