Weiner Weaning
To slowly but surely wean a sexual partner that you're no longer interested in, but want to remain on good terms with, off of your weiner.
To cut communication and sexual relations more and more everyday until one day she realizes she hasn't seen you in over a month.
To cut communication and sexual relations more and more everyday until one day she realizes she hasn't seen you in over a month.
Jake: Dude, how are you going to break things off with Nikki when you two work together? Won't it be awkward from here on out?
Josh: I'll just have to do some good old fashioned weiner weaning. May take some time but after awhile we will just mutually call it off. If I cut her out cold turkey she'll think I'm an asshole.
Jake: Shit, that's genius.
Josh: I'll just have to do some good old fashioned weiner weaning. May take some time but after awhile we will just mutually call it off. If I cut her out cold turkey she'll think I'm an asshole.
Jake: Shit, that's genius.
Weiner Weaning by Dagnasty October 20, 2014
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