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Weenie Beanie 

A character in Plants vs Zombies Heroes.
I just got destroyed by a Weenie Beanie!
Weenie Beanie by crazyben1234 June 28, 2017

Weenie beanie 

You better wear a weenie beanie if you don't want your weenie to get sick
Weenie beanie by Citychick213 September 19, 2019

weenie beanie 

A condom. A party hat for your hot dog. One size fits most.
I brought a pack of weenie beanies in my pocket to the yacht party.
weenie beanie by The Uncanny June 24, 2008

Beanie Weenie 

A sexual position that consists of a male sticking his erect penis between his legs, then he and his partner get on all fours and have sex in the double doggy style position, butt to butt. Easily the hottest and most pleasuranle sexual position God ever created.
After a night of Snappa and heavy drinking, we heard zoo noises coming from the bedroom upstairs. Upon opening the door, I find Deano and his girl naked on all fours raming their asses into each other. After some deep investigation, we realized they were just beating cakes beanie weenie style.
Beanie Weenie by Your Boy GSpot April 5, 2009

Beanie Weenie 

I couldn’t find my dildo last night, so I just used the beanie weenie
Beanie Weenie by BunnyBoiBitch September 15, 2019

Beanie Weenie 

In anal sex, when the would-be top is only semi-erect and still tries to penetrate.
Chris was so drunk he couldn't get it up, but he sure did try and beanie weenie me.
Beanie Weenie by AhoyMattey November 19, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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