Weenie beanie

A condom.

You better wear a weenie beanie if you don't want your weenie to get sick

by Citychick213 September 19, 2019

weenie beanie

A condom

"Yo Ima gotta drop bye 711 do get a weenie beanie and then we'll get it on"

by omiki April 15, 2009

Weenie Beanie

A character in Plants vs Zombies Heroes.

I just got destroyed by a Weenie Beanie!

by crazyben1234 June 28, 2017

weenie beanie

A condom. A party hat for your hot dog. One size fits most.

I brought a pack of weenie beanies in my pocket to the yacht party.

by The Uncanny June 24, 2008

Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny

A miserable little joint, that when rolled, consumes the small bits of bud that were left over from rolling the monsterous joint. This is a pathetic thing that doesn't do much unless you are a pygmy who can't handle the smoke.

Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty

"After puffin' that Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-Fatty don't even bother showing me that Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny...because you know, it ain't gonna do nothin."

by Crackmonkey April 22, 2006

Beanie Weenie

A sexual position that consists of a male sticking his erect penis between his legs, then he and his partner get on all fours and have sex in the double doggy style position, butt to butt. Easily the hottest and most pleasuranle sexual position God ever created.

After a night of Snappa and heavy drinking, we heard zoo noises coming from the bedroom upstairs. Upon opening the door, I find Deano and his girl naked on all fours raming their asses into each other. After some deep investigation, we realized they were just beating cakes beanie weenie style.

by Your Boy GSpot April 5, 2009

Beanie Weenie

A condom filled with beans

I couldn’t find my dildo last night, so I just used the beanie weenie

by BunnyBoiBitch September 15, 2019